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I'm Pretty I'm sure I've just spilled my four-month-old Thai food Daughter's Head Do not be alarmed It's fried chicken over fried rice and fortunately it's cold because it's four hours old .. I did not heat it in the microwave to warm it up again .. I do not have that time.  I agreed to write this when my wife was still pregnant with our third child, Asha, I thought it was safe to write about being a dad because I could do it from home To write something well – an essay, a to-do list, your name – it takes more than four hours of sleep and less than three forms of distraction.It requires wwerdasjuobbbwwtttttttytgh.
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Me do not just have "wwerdasjuobbwwwertttttttttytgh." inputs My four-year-old daughter jumped in my lap and started typing. I could delete it, but I get paid by the word, so it just helped me. I count "wwerdasjuobbbwwwerttttttttytgh" as a word. And thanks to my daughter, I could use "wwerdasjuubbwwttttttttttytgh" four times.
Okay, I & # 39; I am back. After writing this last part, I went to Twitter. Or was it YouTube? I can not remember. My brain feels as if it has been turned into soup by exhaustion, and I am swimming through this soup looking for the chunky brain parts. I have to find the chunky brain parts so that I can think clearly enough to do simple things, such as completing this piece and eating at lunchtime and [funny third thing].
The sad thing is that I knew this brain soup thing would come. I have experienced that before. Twice. I also have the mentioned word smith Juno and my eldest daughter, seven-year-old Sami.
I believe that as a parent you will not get better the more children you have. You only get older. However, I have developed some forms of mental jujitsu at my older age that will facilitate parenting and, hopefully, all others in my family.