Scientists are so annoying.
"Eat more leafy green and you can slow down as your brain ages," they pester.
"Leafy vegetables contain high levels of the nutrients you need to fight depression," they scold
"You should try eating more leafy vegetables, man, because they're really good for your eyes," they chase ,
Leafy vegetables can help with weight loss, lower blood pressure, prevent cancer, help older women cross the street, and blah blah blah blah blah blah.
I understand, scientists. But there is only so much salad a person can eat. Raw spinach has nothing longed for. Uncooked chard is colorful, yes, but it's about as appealing as a houseplant.
And do not try to tell me that green smoothies are amazing.
Anyone who says he loves to drink green smoothies is either an alien ( always wonders why he's green ) or, even worse, a paid influencer for The American Green Smoothie Board or , worse, both. So what's this salataversame, green smoothie ace Men's Health food editor doing?
I break the wok.