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Heimlich, the caterpillar from the life of a beetle, is now a Fleshlight



I hate being the one who tells you that.

I really do.

But I have to because of journalism.

There are …

* Take a deep breath *

… a masturbation sleeve in the form of Heimlich, the caterpillar from A Bug & # 39; s Life available from Craigslist and eBay for $ 2,000. [19659002] As reported by Vice the terrible object was designed by the Austin-based artist Malek Lazri, who apparently can ruin people's childhood. Unsettlingly, it is described in the online lists as "used with care".

"This is the Holy Grail, one of four existing," says the product description on Craigslist. "1

998 & # 39; a bugs life & # 39; Promotional Fleshlight, never published publicly, only passed on to a few high-ranking Pixar managers for personal use. 100% satisfaction guarantees very light wear, gently used, DO NOT SLEEP on this a people !!! " [19659009] a bugs life fleshlight "title =" a bugs life fleshlight "class =" lazyimage lazyload "data-src =" https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/00d0d – lhtjvs1n0qv-600×450-1589387687.jpg? resize = 480: * "/>

Craigslist

In reality Pixar was not involved in the birth of this monstrosity. And it actually has no opening, which means that you can not put your penis in it. Which one. .. Art seems to be confused? If you want to ruin people's day with a Heimlich-shaped masturbation sleeve, at least let them bring people to orgasm. But I digress. [19659002] Lazri told Vice that he was inspired after seeing a meme from Heimlich as a Fleshlight: "I just thought it would be so great to make this a reality to make it happen in real life," he said to the outlet. "I put my own little twist on it."

For what it is worth, the story brought some joy to the employees of Men & # 39; s Health . "I think it's cute if you don't look at it as a Fleshlight," admitted one employee.

Another made this very good meme.

You're welcome.

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