Nobody has creative excuses like someone trying to get out of the gym. Whether you're trying to convince your training partner, or yourself that tonight just can not happen, you're likely to resort to complicated arguments or direct lies. For some reason, blaming an imaginary pet is easier than admitting that you just do not want to go. (See also: Training Apologizes for the Sound Girls Want to Stop)
There is a "fitness cliff" that happens in mid-February when most people drop their ambitious goals and intentions. Excuses to avoid the gym are therefore probably at an all-time high. We've heard (and given) every reason in the book, so we've put together some of the funniest ones for your entertainment. Read our list below, and you may reconsider your monthly membership ̵
1. It is so beautiful.
And spending time outdoors also brings health benefits …
2. I am not sure where my castle is located.
It is their fault that there are no built-in castles.
. 3 The gym does not awaken joy.
The life-changing magic of skipping the gym
7. I am so sore of yoga last week.
Should have used blocks.
8 The gym is not really my scene.
I gave it a chance, I did.
9. I have to let go, which does not serve me anymore.
Especially compared to the prices of boutique courses these days.
14. The Bachelor has begun tonight.
It's the last Rose, no less.
15. Everyone will hate the weights.
I will be there all night.