Hello everybody! How have you been since we last spoke? Well? Well! The last time I heard about you, you were extremely interested in chocolate holes, if I remember correctly. Ready for something new and exciting? Great! Dick at Your Door has chocolate, meaning tails, which means you have new and exciting options.
These tails have been around for a while, much like the assholes when we blew them up a few months ago. Although the site does not explicitly say that it is for Valentine's Day, it first became viral. Expand your horizons, and these tails become perfect gifts for birthdays, bachelor parties, the exchange of white elephants, surprises for your enemies, and more!
You can explore your options that are all vegan here Reviews of a product are usually more meaningful than the sight, no? (This is not a euphemism about human reproductive organs, though I think it works that way.) The reviews are generally positive, provided you like small things that taste good.
"Very, very detailed", writes a satisfied customer. "It's a beautiful product, but … it's so small, lol, it's like four inches tall, no more than five inches, it tastes okay, not very tasty, but again the detail and quality are amazing."
From another: "The chocolate is on the bitter side, and it was much smaller than the picture makes it look, but overall I was very happy."
Instagram shows a lot of satisfied customers:  The tails are available within a few days, so order yours now for an upcoming opportunity.