When Hallmark Chanel films, religious leaders, and grandmother talk about Christmas miracles, they refer to the O Holy Cow Advent Calendar, which marks the first 25 days of December with chunks of beef sausage. To get a day closer to Christmas, a small cardboard flap must be unfolded to discover a new, jerky taste. There's no better way to celebrate the winter months except perhaps with a Jack Daniels whiskey advent calendar.
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The O Holy Cow Advent calendar is from a company called Man Crates – we & # 39; I would like to take this opportunity to emphasize that stuttering is not gender specific – filling the calendar with "artisanal" flavors that range from classic to sriracha to root beer habanero. There are a total of 12 flavors, and all the meat is beef.
If you are worried that this is a sacrilege, you may not be familiar with the lesser known Fourth Sage, who has put a vacuum-sealed package of delicious dried meat into the baby Jesus' crib to tie in with all the gold, frankincense, and myrrh , Trust me, that's real. Baby has to have snack.
So grab a bumpy advent calendar for today – it's sold for $ 80 today – and consider combining it with one of those buzzing options.